A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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A man buys a prius

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guess what chicken butt

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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