What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How old is your mom Dead

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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