- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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