Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Please? No.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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A man sat on a chair

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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