- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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