Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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