How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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richard is fag

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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