Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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