Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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The WNBA

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Justin's humor

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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