If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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