A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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