Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Christianity

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what is the color of a burp burple

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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