- Anti Joke

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Caroline Kelly.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!