What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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soccer

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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