whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Do you love me? No.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your Mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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