On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Bacon is delcious.

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Brad Fuller!

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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