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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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My parents have an open marriage.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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