their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Catholicism.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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see ya

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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