- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Carrot fingers

u suck

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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