- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

2 + 2 = fish

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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