Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Apple juice.

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Wigan.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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this is not a joke. jks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Anti Joke

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