Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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