What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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