- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

You and your parents are going to die today

Knock knock Get off my porch.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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