Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

your mom

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

A man walked into a bar owch

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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