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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

This sentence is a lie.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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