- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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