- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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