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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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