- Anti Joke

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Yanter, Look it up

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity