The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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