Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Women.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

destiny

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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