What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Take this and put it- No.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

If you like this, it will have one extra like

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Your future.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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