Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Once upon a time

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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