- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

What's the deal with brown?

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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