What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Penis

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

why was the boy sad? because.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

you and your family will die tonight

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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