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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Im black

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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