My tractor broke down.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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