- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

I like your hair

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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