What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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