- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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