I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Morning wood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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That's what SHE said!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Tunechi

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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