- Anti Joke

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Church.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

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If you were a cactus, why?

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Church.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

If you were a cactus, why?

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Church.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!