- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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