What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Health food.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Black Friday

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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