-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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