- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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