What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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