Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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