- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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