why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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