What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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everyone dislike this

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Bean.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Church.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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