- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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