What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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