Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Where's my tractor?

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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your mom

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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