- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Caca.

Lets Go Lakers!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What color is red paint? Red

Knock Knock opens the door

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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