- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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