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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

cats are pussies

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD