A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

why was the boy sad? because.

Penis

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Like this joke, bitch.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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