- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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