My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

A seal walks into a club.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.