Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

What did david give back? Nothing.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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