How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Your Mom

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Alex Gedrose.

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