- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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