how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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MAKE

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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