What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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The government

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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whats 69+2? 71

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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