What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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TELL

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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