8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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