this is not a joke.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Please? No.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Cancer.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Hi

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Where's my tractor?

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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