- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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