- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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