- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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