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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Take this and put it- No.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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