- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

42, that is all

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Abortion

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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