A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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hot diggity dog

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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