- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What does two plus two equal? 4

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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