A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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