- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

all your base are belong to mark

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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