A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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canada

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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brittney griner

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

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