What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Are you a tree

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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My tractor broke down.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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