- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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