- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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