Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What did Delaware? A coat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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