- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

What's funnier than 24? My life.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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