- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sat on a chair

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Asians

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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