SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Knock Knock. Shut up.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

GONNA

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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