No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What comes after 69? 70

VAGINA.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Rick santorum

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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