- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

This statement is false.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A man makes a sandwich.

im watching you..

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

heads up!

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

just in time?

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