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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Chinese men having large penis.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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