- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Im black

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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