Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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