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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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