Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Why does life suck? Because it does

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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