What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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THE END.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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