- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

suck my balls mr.garison

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Jewwy Jewstein

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Refrigerator

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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