- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

women's rights

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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