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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

this is not a joke. jks

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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