- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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