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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

God. God.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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