- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

How did th-A fridge.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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